I'm surrounded by people
and smell of cigarette smoke
disgusted is my face
I feel nauseaous in this place
I want out but I need internet
my money is down but there is no other choice
I hate Internet Cafe.


Now for the funny stuff... for

I Pastor's name is Pastor Raymond Kim. We call him Pastor Ray for short. But his Korean name is not as ordinary and here are his stories...

When he first came to Australia (without having any knowledge of English) he went to high school with his Korean name. It was Beom Suk which sounds like BUM SUCK. In Korean, it's a really good name but in English it's another story. When a guy went up to him and asked him his name, he used to proudly exclaim, "BUM SUCK" and everyone will flip.

And there was another incident where his name kicked in as comedy. He went to America few years back and there was this big Black American warrant officer lady at the gates. He gave her his passport and she screamed "HOW DO YOU SAY YOUR NAME?" and he's sheepishly spelled out his name, "B.E.O.M..." and she cut him off and screamed at him again, "NO PRONOUNCE IT!!" and he immediately answered from her intimidation, "BUM SUCK!" after that, everyone waiting in line behind him all roared in laughter. He instantly scurried away from the scene.

Yeah, and after he said this at the junior school seminar, every kids would point out to him and say "Mum! He's BUM SUCK!"

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Here is a story of my sister. I call her "Short Black" (it's a coffee) because err... she is short and black.

Anyways, it's really hard to make out whether if she's a girl or a guy since she's a super dyke with short hair and baggy clothes.

One day, when she went up to middle school group at Sunday school, the teachers there became confused when she said she's a girl whilst my cousins said she's a guy. The teachers all made a bet, placing $20 each to find out her identity. Everyone said she's a guy except her Sunday school teacher since he believed my sister. When they found out she's a girl, her teacher raked in $240. Since he won the bet, he started being so nice to my sister that she got freaked out UNTIL SHE FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED!! That means that SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT WHILE IT HAPPENED!!! AND HOW DID THEY FOUND OUT??? THEY CALLED MY MUM AND ASKED HER!!!